Hillbilly Crack Brand Beef Jerky
"Soooooooo good you cain't stop eatin it!"
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USPS Flat Rate Boxes for Concrete Shipping Costs
Why Hillbilly Crack you ask? Simple, when I first turned friends on to my home made beef jerky, they said it was like crack because they couldn't stop eating it. Whatever I gave them would be gone before they got home. When I stopped giving it away, people said they would pay me for it. Since its made in the hills of Tennessee where stills have been replaced with meth labs, Hillbilly Crack just seemed appropriate.
Now considered gourmet jerky, I offer many different flavors. If you have a favorite sauce or rub, send me some and I'll make you some jerky.
There are several ways to order:
1- Order Online below Chose your flavors and packages below. Be sure to include the shipping option. I made it easy to figure shipping cost using USPS Flat Rate Boxes. I did the math and the only way its cheaper is if you only order 1 or 2 bags, live in the Nashville area and we do it parcel post. If you know me, skip the shipping charge and I'll bring it to you next time I see you!
2- E-Mail Choose options from below menu and give me your email address. I'll send you an order form in the format of your choosing, and you send it back with your choices. I'll do business the old fashioned way. Trust. First time I'll give you some for free if you send me a postage prepaid envelope good for up to 5 oz. Then I'll be one up on you. If you want more (which I'm counting on) send me a check (or good ole cash) to cover the next order and we'll be on our way to an honest business relationship.
3- Call 615-732-3100 is the Majic Jack #s for Hillbilly Crack. 615-775-8993 is my cell phone. If you need a fix fast, place your order, add express shipping to the cart, and call me.
4- Free Samples I'm so confident you'll want more just send a postage prepaid envelope or box good for up to 5 oz and I'll send you four samples. Ask for an order form from the menu below, choose your flavors, and send it to me @ 8419 Barren Fork Bridge Road, Bon Aqua TN, 37025.
Don't forget to add shipping costs!
Free shipping for our Military Personnel to APO and FPO addresses! Heck, I'll give ya'll some extra!
Now considered gourmet jerky, I offer many different flavors. If you have a favorite sauce or rub, send me some and I'll make you some jerky.
There are several ways to order:
1- Order Online below Chose your flavors and packages below. Be sure to include the shipping option. I made it easy to figure shipping cost using USPS Flat Rate Boxes. I did the math and the only way its cheaper is if you only order 1 or 2 bags, live in the Nashville area and we do it parcel post. If you know me, skip the shipping charge and I'll bring it to you next time I see you!
2- E-Mail Choose options from below menu and give me your email address. I'll send you an order form in the format of your choosing, and you send it back with your choices. I'll do business the old fashioned way. Trust. First time I'll give you some for free if you send me a postage prepaid envelope good for up to 5 oz. Then I'll be one up on you. If you want more (which I'm counting on) send me a check (or good ole cash) to cover the next order and we'll be on our way to an honest business relationship.
3- Call 615-732-3100 is the Majic Jack #s for Hillbilly Crack. 615-775-8993 is my cell phone. If you need a fix fast, place your order, add express shipping to the cart, and call me.
4- Free Samples I'm so confident you'll want more just send a postage prepaid envelope or box good for up to 5 oz and I'll send you four samples. Ask for an order form from the menu below, choose your flavors, and send it to me @ 8419 Barren Fork Bridge Road, Bon Aqua TN, 37025.
Don't forget to add shipping costs!
Free shipping for our Military Personnel to APO and FPO addresses! Heck, I'll give ya'll some extra!
Small USPS Flat Rate Box
Holds up to six 2.5 oz Munchie Bags or one 10 oz Vacuum Pack.
$
6.00
Medium USPS Flat Rate Box
Holds up to thirty six 2.5 oz Munchie Bags or twelve 10 oz Vacuum Packs
$
13.00
Large USPS Flat Rate Box
Holds up to forty eight 2.5 oz Munchie Bags or sixteen 10 oz Vacuum Packs
$
16.00
Super Addict Emergency 2 day shipping (if in stock)
up to 60 oz. You MUST call to be sure I get this out the next day.
$
30.00
Ole Smokey
Ole Smokey is my first, with a noticeable smoke
flavor. Not too much, not too little. First named “original”,
then “smoke”, and now “Ole Smokey”, for the Hillbilly
Crack web debut.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Ole Smokey
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Ole Smokey
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Butt Rubb
Butt Rubb comes from a beef and pork rub that is simply awesome. It is great on any meat, especially on my jerky! Good decision to test this one! This has become a favorite of many and is indeed my personal favorite (this week anyway). Like their motto says, everything is better with Butt Rubb.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup,
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate,
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Paprika,
Chipolte Powder, Microcrystaline Cellulose
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup,
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate,
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Paprika,
Chipolte Powder, Microcrystaline Cellulose
Butt Rubb
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Butt Rubb
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Cajun
Cajun is made using a New Orleans style seasoning sprinkled on the marinated beef before drying. Some say this is hot, others say it’s not. I’d give it a medium, and do usually like to have a drink handy. Like all the others, I’ll make it specially mild or hot as you wish.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Paprika, Red Pepper
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Paprika, Red Pepper
Cajun
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Cajun
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Black Pepper
Nothin fancy here. For those of you who like to pour pepper on everything (like my lovely wife) you'll love this snack.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, smoke flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Pepper
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, smoke flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Pepper
Black Pepper
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Black Pepper
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Sweet Heet
Some call it Meat Candy, this flavor combines a sprinkling of cayenne pepper with a good coat of honey. Its sticky & sweet like candy, chewy like jerky, and hot like, well, cayenne pepper. It starts out sweet and ends up runnin’ you to a drinking fountain. My standard is medium, but even with that you better have some drink handy. I’ll make it mild or hot if you want. Those who think they can take the heat really like this un.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Honey
Rep Pepper
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Honey
Rep Pepper
Meat Candy
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 8.00 |
Meat Candy
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 30.00 |
Char Crust
Char Crust calls itself a teriyaki rub sprinkle, and has a slight ginger bend. Not your typical heavy sweet teriyaki, it’s just barely there. A nice touch and included just ‘cause I like it and its easier to make than regular teriyaki.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Processed Wheat, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mustard
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid
Paprika, Wasabi, Sodium Benzoate
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Processed Wheat, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mustard
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid
Paprika, Wasabi, Sodium Benzoate
Char Crust
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Char Crust
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Greek Garlic
Mu eta alpha tau (meat) is a Greek flavor that has a mild eastern bend with a touch of garlic. If you like eastern cuisine you’ll probably like this flavor. Just barely a hint of garlic, but I can add more if you like.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Hydrolyzed Corn Soy Protein, Onion, Garlic
Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate Potassium Sorbate, Oregano
Ginger, Parsley, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Hydrolyzed Corn Soy Protein, Onion, Garlic
Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate Potassium Sorbate, Oregano
Ginger, Parsley, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Greek
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Greek
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
BBQ
I use a local BBQ sauce that is sweet and dark. Makes a mighty fine jerky if I do say so myself. Since it is a favorite of a co-worker and I have to make it, I may as well sell it.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Slavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Vinegar, Molasses, Cayenne Pepper, Caramel Coloring, Onion
Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger
Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Cottonseed oil, Xanthum Gum, Tamarind
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Slavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Vinegar, Molasses, Cayenne Pepper, Caramel Coloring, Onion
Garlic, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger
Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Cottonseed oil, Xanthum Gum, Tamarind
BBQ
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
BBQ
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Peter Piper
If you haven’t guessed, it’s pickle flavor. Makes you think of eating a hamburger. Soaked in dill pickle juice just a short while so it’s not overpowering. My 100% guarantee says it tastes better than it sounds.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Vinegar, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Calcium Chloride
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid
Sodium Benzoate, Polysorbate 80, Yellow 5
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Vinegar, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Calcium Chloride
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid
Sodium Benzoate, Polysorbate 80, Yellow 5
Peter Piper Pickle
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Peter Piper Pickle
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Peter Piper Pepper
If you haven’t guessed again, it’s pickle flavor, with cayenne pepper. This un will require some liquids to remove the heat. I’ll make it mild or hot if you have a preference but my standard will be a medium to suit most folks.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Vinegar, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Calcium Chloride
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Red Pepper
Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Polysorbate 80, Yellow 5
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Vinegar, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Calcium Chloride
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Red Pepper
Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Polysorbate 80, Yellow 5
Peter Piper Pepper
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Peter Piper Pepper
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Tenn Twang
Tennessee Twang has just a tad bit of heat and just enough tang to make you realize its there. You want a drink after a few bites, but you won’t need one. Originally named “Gator” but changed after many people actually though it was alligator meat.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Vinegar, Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Tomato, Jalapeno
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Anchovies, Tamarino, Raisins, Oranges
Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Vinegar, Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Tomato, Jalapeno
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Anchovies, Tamarino, Raisins, Oranges
Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Tennessee Twang
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Tennessee Twang
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Teriyaki
I have tried more Teriyaki sauces than any other flavorings trying to find just the right touch. Most are too sweet, too tangy, or too salty. This Kikkoman brand is just right and I think you Teriyaki fans will like it.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Slavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mirin, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Slavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Sugar, Mirin, Mono Sodium Glutamate
Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate
Teriyaki
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
Teriyaki
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
Steakhouse Grill
Steakhouse Grill is a little zesty, with maybe just a tad of tang. Another one I just tried and co-workers keep requesting it. The marinade is inexpensive so I really recommend this one!
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Worcestershire,
Wheat, Salt, Corn Syrup, Caramel Coloring, Onion, Garlic, Vinegar
Molasses, Sugar, Mono Sodium Glutamate Potassium Sorbate
Ginger, Citric Acid, Dextrose, Kanthum Gum, Sodium Benzoate
Steakhouse Gri
Steakhouse Grill
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual. $ 7.50 |
Steakhouse Grill
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |
W'ham-it
W’ham-it comes from a special seasoning I found in east Tennessee at the Stonehouse Winery gift shop. I have tried many a spices over the last couple years trying to find that right one for my next great flavor, and this one has made the cut. Not hot at all, but just a little bump to awaken the taste buds.
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch
Caramel Coloring, Oregeno, Dextrose, Onion, Garlic,Tomato, Sugar
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Malic Acid, Citric Acid
Silicon Dioxide, Calcium Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, msg, Guar Gum
Ingredients: Beef, Soy Sauce, Smoke Flavoring, Salt, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch
Caramel Coloring, Oregeno, Dextrose, Onion, Garlic,Tomato, Sugar
Mono Sodium Glutamate, Potassium Sorbate, Ginger, Malic Acid, Citric Acid
Silicon Dioxide, Calcium Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, msg, Guar Gum
W'ham-it
2.5 oz Munchie Bag Small cut bite size pieces in a ziplock bag meant to be eaten within a few weeks. Keep in car, desk or lunchbox for a snack to keep you from getting ornery when dinner is later than usual.
$ 7.50 |
W'ham-it
10 oz Survival Vacuum Pack Large pieces vacuum shrink packed for storage in a survival kit . Good to take on that hunting, hiking, or canoe trip. Ask about custom personalized packages, super dry for two year storage, or (almost) no sugar for diabetics.
$ 28.00 |